Green Acres (TV Series)

A Kind Word for the President (1967)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

Quotes 

• Lisa Douglas : [to Oliver]  Two weeks ago, you were nothing but a plain old farmer, planting your little seeds in the ground and watching them shoosting and now you are the president of the telephone company. Why, yours is a regular Horatio Algebra story!

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : Where's all the food you're gonna cook?

  Lisa Douglas : [holds up small plastic bag containing white granules]  In here.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh boy.

  Lisa Douglas : This is a bag of Dee Dee's dehydrofacated Mason-Dixon chicken dinner.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Dee Dee's dehydrofacated - ?

  Lisa Douglas : That means without water.