Green Acres (TV Series)

A Square Is Not Round (1966)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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Quotes 

• Oliver Douglas : [holding another square egg]  Which hen do you think laid the eggs?

  Lisa Douglas : I don't know.

  Eb Dawson : Well, it should't be too hard to find out, all we gotta do is look for a square chicken.

• Lisa Douglas : Well, you know the old saying: you can lead a horse over the water, but you can't make him think.

• Lisa Douglas : [Oliver has just cracked a square egg]  One of the chickens must have made a mistake.

  Oliver Douglas : A mistake?

  Lisa Douglas : Well, they're only human.