Green Acres (TV Series)

Exodus to Bleedswell (1967)

Tom Lester: Eb Dawson

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : Eb, would you mind telling me: What's the big attraction at Bleedswell?

  Eb Dawson : They're opening a defense plant up there, and they're offering all kinds of inducements to get people to go there and work. Didn't you read the ads they ran in the World Guardian? Listen to this...

  [reads from newspaper] 

  Eb Dawson : Join the Space Age! Work for Astro Digitronics, makers of the Mighty Mark Five Mokker Rocket. Astro Digitronics is located in carefree, smog-free Bleedswell, Home of the Sympathetic Draft Board.

  Lisa Douglas : That's a nice thing to have.

  Eb Dawson : [continuing to read]  Astro Digitronics offers more fringe benefits than any other space age company, including: unlimited sick pay, free psychoanalysis, and a year's supply of cracked crab.