Green Acres (TV Series)
Exodus to Bleedswell (1967)
Sid Melton: Alf Monroe
Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Alf and Ralph have started working while Oliver and Lisa are still in bed] Hold it! What do you think you're doing?
Alf Monroe : We were gonna try to finish the bedroom for ya by twelve o'clock.
Ralph Monroe : That's when the bus leaves for Bleedswell.
Alf Monroe : We're going up there to get a job in the defence plan.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You can go now!
Ralph Monroe : [Alf and Ralph drop their tools on the bed] Just for that, I'm not gonna kiss you goodbye.
[a beat]
Ralph Monroe : Come on, Alf.
Alf Monroe : Wait a minute.
[turns to Oliver]
Alf Monroe : Would you care to pay us for all the beautiful work we've done on this room?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, I wouldn't.
Alf Monroe : Just for that I'm not gonna kiss you goodbye either.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [shouting] Out!