Green Acres (TV Series)

Four of Spades (1969)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [scoffing at Lisa's fortune telling]  I'm not interested in that nonsense.

  Lisa Douglas : Nonsense? It's a lucky thing you're not a Hungarian, or you'd be in big trouble with the Gypsies.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [disinterested]  Wow. That's...

  Lisa Douglas : Do you know what they do to you for making fun of fortune telling? They turn you into a chicken!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : A chick - ?

  Lisa Douglas : Or a duck, or a goose. When they get mad, there's no telling what they do to you. They turned a girlfriend of mine into a rabbit. She's working in the Playboy club in Budapest.