Green Acres (TV Series)
Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture? (1965)
Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney
Quotes
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [trying to pass off an eye chart as wall paper] How about "Doctor's waiting room?"
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No!
Eustace Charleton Haney : It's real practical. You can sit anywhere in the living room and check your eyes.
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Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, like they say: learning to like wallpaper is like pushing a purple straw hat through a keyhole.