Green Acres (TV Series)
Give Me Land, Lots of Land (1966)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [taking a look at the Watson farm] I told you I wasn't going to like and I kept my promise: I don't like it.
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Mr. Haney : Now, I could move this fine furniture in my spacious padded truck for... seventyfive dollars.
Lisa Douglas : Twentyfive.
Mr. Haney : Sixty?
Lisa Douglas : Fifteen.
Mr. Haney : Hey, hold it. You're going in the wrong direction. When I'm coming down, you're supposed to be going up.
Lisa Douglas : Ten.
Mr. Haney : Mrs. Douglas, you just ain't got the spirit of this thing.
Lisa Douglas : Five.
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Lisa Douglas : [calling to Mr. Haney at the front door] Come in!
Eustace Charleton Haney : [the knob comes off in his hand] I can't. I've been de-doorknobbed!