Green Acres (TV Series)
How to Enlarge a Bedroom (1965)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Eustace Charleton Haney : Mr. Douglas, I put my heart and soul into that house.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You should have used lumber.
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Eb Dawson : Well if you won't lend me the car, would you lend me the front seat?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : What do you want the front seat for?
Eb Dawson : It'll look a lot better than standing at the drive-in all through the movie.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You can't have the car or the front seat.
Eb Dawson : How 'bout the horn? So as we can toot during intermission.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well, hello, Mr. Haney.
Eustace Charleton Haney : That'll be 12 dollars.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Just for saying hello?
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [about the Monroe brothers] You really think they're good, huh?
Sam Drucker : Did you see what they did for Fred Ziffel?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes.
[rolls eyes]
Sam Drucker : Oh, that door o' his really swings now.