Green Acres (TV Series)
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [the "Written by" credit appears on-screen] Oliver! Whose names are those? Oliver!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Over here by the barn!
[the "Directed by" credit appears]
Lisa Douglas : Oliver! When I came out of the house, there were lots of names in front of me.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yeah, there were some in front of me, too.
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Lisa Douglas : I think Ralph was a little sad because they wouldn't take her in the army.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : She's still got the navy and the marines, good night.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : These gentlemen are from the FBI.
Hank Kimball : Oh... I'm with the Department of Agriculture. Heh Heh. Guess that sort of makes us, eh, sister-officers, huh? Well not sisters, eh, brothers. Although we're not really related. Or maybe we are? I...
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [interrupting] Mr. Kimball, I wonder if you could help us?
Hank Kimball : Certainly. Always ready to help out a brother-sister. Eh, sister-fellow. Eh, can I see your credentials please?
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Look, is there anybody here in authority?
Sergeant : You kidding, Mac?
[points at the rank on his sleeve]