Green Acres (TV Series)

I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier (1966)

Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball

Quotes 

• Hank Kimball : Arnold Ziffel...

  FBI Agent #2 : Is the name familiar?

  Hank Kimball : No, the name is Kimball. Hank Kimball.

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : These gentlemen are from the FBI.

  Hank Kimball : Oh... I'm with the Department of Agriculture. Heh Heh. Guess that sort of makes us, eh, sister-officers, huh? Well not sisters, eh, brothers. Although we're not really related. Or maybe we are? I...

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [interrupting]  Mr. Kimball, I wonder if you could help us?

  Hank Kimball : Certainly. Always ready to help out a brother-sister. Eh, sister-fellow. Eh, can I see your credentials please?