Green Acres (TV Series)
Lisa Has a Calf (1965)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Eb Dawson : Hey, Mr. Douglas, you buying that for...
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Uh, Mignon.
Lisa Douglas : Mignon is expecting the stork, too?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No. Uh, yes. I'll explain later.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Did you ever hear about a cow that ate hot cakes?
Hank Kimball : Mr. Douglas, animals do a lot of things that we in the department just don't understand. I remember the chief once had a prize hen. Well, it wasn't a prize hen, it just liked to lay eggs in a loving cup. It had the same strange taste that Eleanor has.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You mean, it liked hot cakes?
Hank Kimball : No. Rutabagas with chili.
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Kate Bradley : Well, I, uh, I heard the good news. Congratulations.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Thank you, thank you. You know, you've had a lot of experience with this, haven't you?
Kate Bradley : Oh, yeah. We had three.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Tell me, did you have any help?
Kate Bradley : Yes.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You think it's really necessary?
Kate Bradley : Well, uh...
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Mr. Kimball was here this morning. He said there should be no problems.
Kate Bradley : Mr. Kimball?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yeah. She's healthy. She's strong. You know she ate an entire plate of hot cakes out in front of the barn this morning?
Kate Bradley : Really? Well, I think I better get back to the hotel, Mr. Douglas.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, no, no, stay for supper.
Kate Bradley : No, thank you. Uh, barracuda doesn't agree with me.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Where do they catch barracuda around here?
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well, we had quite a day, didn't we?
Lisa Douglas : Oh, it isn't over yet. Eleanor isn't the only one who needs rutabagas and chili.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Lisa...
Lisa Douglas : Oh, not me, darling. Alice.