Green Acres (TV Series)

My Husband, the Rooster Renter (1965)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

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Quotes 

• Lisa Douglas : [to Haney, discussing Bertram not crowing]  We didn't hear a peep out of him!

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, he ain't a peeper. He's a crower.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : He's not a crower. He's a pecker!

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : Uh, please, you haven't told me what you think of the farm, yet.

  Hank Kimball : What I think?

  [trying to avoid answering] 

  Hank Kimball : Well, uh. Actually, it's, uh. Well, you see, a farm is, uh.

  [getting into jeep] 

  Hank Kimball : I'll try and rush this report right through!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : If there's something wrong, I'd like to know what it is.

  Hank Kimball : What it is? What it is.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes, give me your frank opinion.

  Hank Kimball : Frank opinion? Well, uh.

  Eb Dawson : Want me to wipe the perspiration off your forehead, Mr. Kimball?

• Lisa Douglas : All right darling, you can drive me to Hootersville now.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Eh, sweetheart, as long as we're gonna live here, you should learn to pronounce the name of the town correctly: 'Hooterville'.

  Lisa Douglas : All right, let's go to Hoosterville.

  Eb Dawson : [Ed walks up]  You going into Hoosterville?