Green Acres (TV Series)
My Husband, the Rooster Renter (1965)
Tom Lester: Eb Dawson
Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Uh, please, you haven't told me what you think of the farm, yet.
Hank Kimball : What I think?
[trying to avoid answering]
Hank Kimball : Well, uh. Actually, it's, uh. Well, you see, a farm is, uh.
[getting into jeep]
Hank Kimball : I'll try and rush this report right through!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : If there's something wrong, I'd like to know what it is.
Hank Kimball : What it is? What it is.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes, give me your frank opinion.
Hank Kimball : Frank opinion? Well, uh.
Eb Dawson : Want me to wipe the perspiration off your forehead, Mr. Kimball?
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Lisa Douglas : All right darling, you can drive me to Hootersville now.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Eh, sweetheart, as long as we're gonna live here, you should learn to pronounce the name of the town correctly: 'Hooterville'.
Lisa Douglas : All right, let's go to Hoosterville.
Eb Dawson : [Ed walks up] You going into Hoosterville?