Green Acres (TV Series)
Neighborliness (1965)
Eleanor Audley: Mother Eunice Douglas
Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [making hotcakes] Would you like to turn them?
Mother Eunice Douglas : [appalled] I've never touched a kitchen utensil in my life!
Lisa Douglas : Dahling, cooking is fun!
Mother Eunice Douglas : Oh, poor darling. You've cracked under the strain.
Lisa Douglas : Mother, why don't you try to make yourself useful.
Mother Eunice Douglas : Oh, I fully intend to. I'm going to get a court order and have you taken out of here!