Green Acres (TV Series)
Never Trust a Little Old Lady (1966)
Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball
Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : ...The nut on television is predicting rain! The numbskull on the radio is singing a song about the drought! Isn't there anybody around here who can give you accurate weather information?
Hank Kimball : Of course - if you want fast, accurate, up-to-the-minute weather information, you just pick up the phone and call me, and I'll give you the latest scientific forecast.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You have a weather station?
Hank Kimball : No... an almanac.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : You go by - ?
Hank Kimball : Richard Poor's - founded and written by Franklin Benjamin. I've found the almanac to be almost infallible. Well, not almost - and not infallible - it's usually right some of the time. Now, here's what it says for last night: "Salads are made, salads are tossed, don't plant tomatoes because of the frost."
Oliver Wendell Douglas : The almanac predicted the frost last night? What does it say about today?... "Today's the day for hunting grouse, so get your tomatoes out of the house."!
Hank Kimball : Well, I guess you know what to do now.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes, I do - but there's a law against it!
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Mr. Kimball : Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. You know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is?