Green Acres (TV Series)

Oliver and the Cornstalk (1969)

Frank Cady: Sam Drucker

Quotes 

• Sam Drucker : [Lisa asks if he was able to order any caviar]  No, but they told me they were coming out with a do it yourself caviar kit.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : A caviar kit?

  Sam Drucker : Yeah, you cook up a box of tapioca and you stir in some licorice for color, and then add some sardine oil for the fish taste.

  Lisa Douglas : Order me one of those!