Green Acres (TV Series)
The Ballad of Molly Turgiss (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [to Haney after seeing Molly in the mirror] Did you ever notice a wrinkled old hag in the mirror when you were shaving?
Eustace Charleton Haney : No. But my wife did.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Look, frying pans and coffee pots don't go flying around by themselves. Wait a minute... there's a word for that: poltergeist.
Lisa Douglas : What is that?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well, it's a supernatural phenomenon.
Lisa Douglas : What is that, stupid unnatural phenomenemon?
