Green Acres (TV Series)
The Beeping Rock (1970)
Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney
Quotes
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [showing the Moon rocks on the back of his truck] Them two big ones are Mars rocks.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Mars rocks?
Eustace Charleton Haney : Hurled at me by an unfriendly flying saucer.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, boy!
Lisa Douglas : They don't look like the ones we have.
Eustace Charleton Haney : Uh, that's because most of these come from the dark side of the moon.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh? How were they found?
Eustace Charleton Haney : With a flashlight.