Green Acres (TV Series)

The Best Laid Plans (1965)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

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• Eb Dawson : [Oliver's first day actually farming]  Okay, what do ya want to plant?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Look, you don't just go out in the fields and scatter around a hand full of seeds. You gotta plan what you're gonna plant.

  Eb Dawson : Mr. Haney never did.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes, and did Mr. Haney ever make any money on this farm?

  Eb Dawson : Not until you came along and bought it.

• Lisa Douglas : Darling, don't get so excited. I'm only trying to make the place livable.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I just wanted you to fix it up a little. Something simple, just for the two of us.

  Lisa Douglas : For the three of us.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [believing she's pregnant]  The three of us?

  Lisa Douglas : Yes, darling. You, me, and Eleanor.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, that cow?