Green Acres (TV Series)
The Best Laid Plans (1965)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [in New York City] I just came back to ship our furniture to Green Acres.
Mother Eunice Douglas : Green Acres? You mean Yuck Manor.
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Lisa Douglas : Darling, don't get so excited. I'm only trying to make the place livable.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I just wanted you to fix it up a little. Something simple, just for the two of us.
Lisa Douglas : For the three of us.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [believing she's pregnant] The three of us?
Lisa Douglas : Yes, darling. You, me, and Eleanor.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, that cow?
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Lisa Douglas : [Mother is appalled to learn Lisa has taken up cooking] I am sure there must be other women who cook for their husbands.
Mother Eunice Douglas : [shaking her head] Nobody I know.