Green Acres (TV Series)

The Beverly Hillbillies (1967)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas, Granny Clampett

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Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [suggesting Lisa to play Granny]  Great. She used to be a star on the Hungarian stage. Oh, she'd be perfect for Granny. She's the right size. Eh, she won't need too much makeup.

  Lisa Douglas : Oliver!

• Eb Dawson : [rehearsing Jethro's lines]  What is Granny going to make for supper tonight?

  Lisa Douglas : [reading Elly May's lines]  Breast of pollywog with possum's toes and crawdad turnovers.

  Eb Dawson : Goooooody!

  Lisa Douglas : Why don't you set yourself down on your you all and I will go out to the see-mint pond and catch us a barracuda.

• Lisa Douglas : [talking about her acting career in the old country]  We used to do those very dramatic plays like 'The Cherry Orchard', 'Dolls House', 'War and Peace', 'Budapest Parastock'...

  Sam Drucker : What was that last one?

  Lisa Douglas : Budapest Hillbilies.

  Sam Drucker : The Budapest Hillbilies?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, you know, it's the story about tha Hungarian peasant who struck goulash and moved his family to the Swiss Alps.

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [a big round piece of bread dough has landed on Oliver's head as he entered the kitchen]  I suppose you can explain this?

  Lisa Douglas : Oh, oh yes. I struck out with the schpaghetti, so I thought I'd make a pizza.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : What have you got against the Italians?