Green Acres (TV Series)

The Carpenter's Ball (1971)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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• Lisa Douglas : [about Ralph]  Why don't you want to take her? Don't you like her?

  Hank Kimball : Aww, she's not too bad. She's not too good either. Ah, well, she does have some nice, uh... Well, they're not really nice, uh... Well, they're not really nice, they're, uh... I'll say one thing for her: she's a mess!

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [after the ball]  Could we forget the whole thing? It was a shambles.

  Lisa Douglas : It wasn't a complete shambles. You did come in third in the beauty contest.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I didn't enter the beauty contest. I was just walking by to get you a drink of water. Somebody pinned a ribbon on me.

  Lisa Douglas : You could have won if you'd been nicer to the judges.