Green Acres (TV Series)

The Carpenter's Ball (1971)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

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• Sam Drucker : [Haney claims that Lisa and Hank are running off to Acapulco]  That's nonsense. Mrs. Douglas isn't that kind of a woman.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : That's what they said about Cleopatra just before she run off with Richard Burton.

  Sam Drucker : Cleopatra didn't...

  Fred Ziffel : I still can't figure why she picked Hank Kimball.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, I've heard he has a certain animal attraction.

  Fred Ziffel : Well, I never seen no dogs runnin' after him.