Green Acres (TV Series)

The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud (1970)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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• Lisa Douglas : [looking at Oliver's refund check]  Oh, $84.72! That's three dollars more than you made last year.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I made over 800 last year! And I paid too much income tax; this is the refund.

  Lisa Douglas : Why don't you let them keep the refund and send you the $800.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, they wouldn't...

  Lisa Douglas : Well, if you could cheat for $84, you could cheat for $800.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I did not cheat!

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [unable to get the locals to return the money]  They're going to invest the money in Mr. Haney's monkey racing track.

  Fred Feldinger : What is that?

  Lisa Douglas : It's a track where the monkeys race around chasing a wooden banana.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : You know about them?

  Lisa Douglas : Oh, yes. They had them all over Budapest. It was the biggest sport in Hungary. Well, not the biggest sport. The biggest sport was - Well, the government put a stop to that, too.

  Fred Feldinger : Uh, what one was that?

  Lisa Douglas : Goulash betting.