Green Acres (TV Series)

The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud (1970)

Tom Lowell: Fred Feldinger

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [unable to get the locals to return the money]  They're going to invest the money in Mr. Haney's monkey racing track.

  Fred Feldinger : What is that?

  Lisa Douglas : It's a track where the monkeys race around chasing a wooden banana.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : You know about them?

  Lisa Douglas : Oh, yes. They had them all over Budapest. It was the biggest sport in Hungary. Well, not the biggest sport. The biggest sport was - Well, the government put a stop to that, too.

  Fred Feldinger : Uh, what one was that?

  Lisa Douglas : Goulash betting.