Green Acres (TV Series)

The Coming-Out Party (1970)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

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Quotes 

• Lisa Douglas : [pointing out the opening credits to Lori]  Now watch carefully. First comes the Executive Producer.

  [Executive Producer credit appears on screen] 

  Lisa Douglas : I don't know why he comes first. He must be a relative or something. Now comes the "Written by's."

  [Writers credits appear on screen] 

  Lisa Douglas : They're number two, so they have to try harder. Now comes the most important one, "Directed by."

  [Director credit appears on screen] 

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [walking into room]  What are you two looking at?

  Lori Baker : Mrs. Douglas is showing me the names.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : What names?

  Lisa Douglas : The ones we see once in a while.

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [unable to order a part for his Hoyt-Clagwell tractor]  How am I going to get the tractor running?

  Sam Drucker : Maybe I could have Hammerin' Hanna make a doohickey for you.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Who's Hammering Hanna?

  Sam Drucker : She's the blacksmith over in Pixley. Her husband's a dentist. She hand forges all the braces for his patients.