Green Acres (TV Series)
The Decorator (1965)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : You'll feel better after you've had breakfast.
Lisa Douglas : Who's going to cook it?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh well, I want to talk to you about that.
Lisa Douglas : What is there to talk about?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : About who's cooking.
Lisa Douglas : Darling, when we got married I promised to love, honor and obey. I said nothing about cooking.
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Lisa Douglas : Don't shout at mother!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I can shout at her, she's my mother!
Lisa Douglas : Well, she's my mother in law.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : It's not natural for anybody to like their own mother in law. I don't like your mother.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [finding his mother passed out outside] What's wrong with her?
Eustace Charleton Haney : I don't know. I picked her up at the depot, drover her out, she got out of truck, took one look at the house and keeled over.
Lisa Douglas : I can understand that.
Eustace Charleton Haney : Yeah, I guess the rustic beauty is kinda overwhelming.