Green Acres (TV Series)
The Deputy (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : Henriëtta, did your husband ever get you into a mess like this?
[Henrëtta the pigeon quietly coos]
Lisa Douglas : You see?
Oliver Douglas : Look, I don't care about her husband!
Lisa Douglas : That's a nice way to talk. Do you know where her husband is? In the Army, carrying messages.
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Oliver Douglas : Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. The community has to have law and order!
Newt Kiley : Uh, this gonna be a long speech, Mr. Douglas?
Oliver Douglas : Uh, well I, no, I...
Fred Ziffel : Better sit down, Newt. It usually is.
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Lisa Douglas : [Lisa and Oliver are trying to get out of their car while handcuffed together] Well, when a husband stops opening doors the honeymoon is over.
Oliver Douglas : Lisa!
Lisa Douglas : I'm going to throw away my black nightgown.
Oliver Douglas : Oh, oh, oh!
[Oliver manages to open the door with one hand after all]