Green Acres (TV Series)
The Free Paint Job (1971)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [the dish looks as bad what Lisa cooked] You call that spaghetti and meatballs?
Waiter : Sorry, Mac. We just got a new Hungarian cook.
Lisa Douglas : Hungarian?
[stands up]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Where are you going?
Lisa Douglas : To say hello to the cook! He may be my mudder!
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Lisa Douglas : [boiling spaghetti] How long has this been cooking?
Mr. Luster : An hour and fifteen minutes.
Lisa Douglas : Oh, that's good. My husband said it shouldn't cook too long.