"Green Acres" The Hooterville Image (TV Episode 1966) - Eddie Albert as Oliver Wendell Douglas

Hank Kimball : Let's start from the beginning... well, not the beginning, uh, let's try, uh, 1789 - that was the year that Betsy Ross made the first pair of overalls.

Oliver Wendell Douglas : Betsy Ross made the first flag.

Hank Kimball : That's right - "Flag" overalls. That was her brand. You could buy 'em all over the country. Well, before long all of the farmers along the East Coast were wearing Betsy's Flag brand overalls, except Florida, which was then known as "Lower New Jersey."
Eb Dawson : [pleased with his freshly ironed shirt, Oliver kisses Lisa passionately] How come you're kissing her when I'm the one that ironed them?

Oliver Wendell Douglas : I thought you ironed them?

Lisa Douglas : Well you saw the ironing board, then you jumped on the wrong concussion.

Eb Dawson : She means 'the wrong concession'.

Oliver Wendell Douglas : Not concession, confusion. eh... conclusion.

[rolls his eyes]
Eb Dawson : Wait 'till I tell the other hired hands that I work for a man that's got twelve suits, three dozen shirts and... how many pairs of shoes did you say?

Oliver Wendell Douglas : Eight.

Eb Dawson : Gee, all I got is one suit, one shirt and one shoe.

Oliver Wendell Douglas : That's all you - one shoe?

Eb Dawson : You never noticed, huh? That's because I wear it on a different foot every day.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [to Alf and Ralph] Look, I don't need you two to give me howdy doody lessons, I told you a month ago to fix that door!

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas