Green Acres (TV Series)
The Hooterville Image (1966)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Eb Dawson : [pleased with his freshly ironed shirt, Oliver kisses Lisa passionately] How come you're kissing her when I'm the one that ironed them?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I thought you ironed them?
Lisa Douglas : Well you saw the ironing board, then you jumped on the wrong concussion.
Eb Dawson : She means 'the wrong concession'.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Not concession, confusion. eh... conclusion.
[rolls his eyes]
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Lisa Douglas : [Lisa is feeding the chickens] Chloë, why do you always have to play the piano at lunch time?
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Lisa Douglas : How do you like Oliver's overalls?
Floyd Smoot : Wow. Italian silk!
Newt Kiley : Real fur!
Charley Pratt : Gold buttons, with 'Beat Princeton' writ on 'em.
Floyd Smoot : I reckon we know when we're being funned at.
Fred Ziffel : Yeah, looks like the war is on again.