Green Acres (TV Series)

The Hooterville Image (1966)

Tom Lester: Eb Dawson

Quotes 

• Eb Dawson : [pleased with his freshly ironed shirt, Oliver kisses Lisa passionately]  How come you're kissing her when I'm the one that ironed them?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I thought you ironed them?

  Lisa Douglas : Well you saw the ironing board, then you jumped on the wrong concussion.

  Eb Dawson : She means 'the wrong concession'.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Not concession, confusion. eh... conclusion.

  [rolls his eyes] 

• Eb Dawson : Wait 'till I tell the other hired hands that I work for a man that's got twelve suits, three dozen shirts and... how many pairs of shoes did you say?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Eight.

  Eb Dawson : Gee, all I got is one suit, one shirt and one shoe.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : That's all you - one shoe?

  Eb Dawson : You never noticed, huh? That's because I wear it on a different foot every day.