Green Acres (TV Series)

The Wedding Anniversary (1965)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

Quotes 

• Mr. Haney : Well, while you're getting the correct change, I would like to recite a little poem I composed for anniversaries. Copies of which can be purchased from the author for 25 cents.

  [reading] 

  Mr. Haney : Happy anniversary. Anniversaries come but once a year, bringing joy and good cheer. Some are sad, some are funny...

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Get on your truck, here's your money!