Green Acres (TV Series)

The Wedding Anniversary (1965)

Dave Willock: George Bennington

Quotes 

• George Bennington : [calling the Agriculture office in D.C]  Say, your angry little voice sounds familiar. Aren't you the fella who was infected with corn bores last year?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : That's right!

  George Bennington : What do ya have this year?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Wheat stem sawflies.

  George Bennington : How about that! You're raising wheat out on the terrace now, huh? You Park Avenue folks are...

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : I don't live on Park Avenue anymore.

  George Bennington : Oh, they canceled the lease, huh?

  [laughs sarcastically] 

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : No! I bought a farm near Hooterville!

  George Bennington : Where?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hooterville!

  George Bennington : You're pullin' my leg!