Green Acres (TV Series)
The Wedding Deal (1971)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
Quotes
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Mr. Wheeler : I suppose the wedding ceremorny ain't sacred to you! Anybody who'd get married in a laundrymat!
Lisa Douglas : When did you get married in a laundrymat?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I never got married...
Mr. Wheeler : Eb told me, he said they gave you a year's supply of detergent!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : That's an outright lie!
Lisa Douglas : Who did you give the detergent to?
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Sam Drucker : The marriage business sure has fallen off around here since they opened that wedding chapel at the drive-in movie.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : They have a wedding chapel in a drive-in movie?
Sam Drucker : Ah, well, you know how folks are now-a-days. They hate to get out of their cars.