Green Acres (TV Series)
What's in a Name? (1966)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [explaining how a spoon can stand upright in her coffee] We ran out of coffee, but I found a can on the shelf.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Of what?
Lisa Douglas : I don't know. There wasn't a label on it.
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Lisa Douglas : [trying to get Hank interested in Ralph] She's a very nice girl.
Hank Kimball : Girl? Well, it's kind of hard to think of her as - No, it's impossible!
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Lisa Douglas : Now don't be mean to your sister even though she is your brother.
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Lisa Douglas : Wait a moment, I have a surprise for you. I made it myself.
[holds up a men's shirt with practically no sleeves at all]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : What is this?
Lisa Douglas : A shirt-sleeved short, it's for the exam.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : A shirt-sleeved...
Lisa Douglas : Yes, I made it out of your best shirt.