Green Acres (TV Series)

Wings Over Hooterville (1966)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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Quotes 

• Mr. Haney : When my friends are standing there with their hand out, asking for help, I'm there.

  Lisa Douglas : With your hand out!

  Mr. Haney : Ooh, that stung. Like a cheap aftershave lotion on a nicked chin.

• Lisa : Why don't we talk English, then we don't have to use subtitles.

  Janos : The way you schtalk English, we still might.

  Lisa : Were is the parachushtis?

  Janos : That one could use subtitles.

• Lisa Douglas : [meeting Oliver during WWII]  I don't think you're really an American.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Why not?

  Lisa Douglas : You spend more time talking than smooching.