M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Change Day (1977)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : You'll never believe what I'm gonna tell you.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Then why listen? Where were we?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : [Snickering] Pierce, sometimes you can be very amusing.
[Serious]
Col. Sherman T. Potter : And then there's now.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : What am I gonna do? I can't beg, I can't borrow, I can't catch the guy who knows how to steal.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Charles...
Maj. Charles Winchester : Don't bother asking, Pierce. The answer's still no.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : How do you know I'm gonna ask for money again?
Maj. Charles Winchester : Oh. All right. What is it?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Can I borrow 400?