M*A*S*H (TV Series)
House Arrest (1975)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : You still don't realize that you're under house arrest. That you're not a free man. Now watch this: I can step out. I can step in. Out... in. Out... in. That's a free man.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Very good. Now let's see you go to Tahiti for the leprosy festival.
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Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : I've never been to a rape before.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Maybe for your next birthday.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Drink up, for tomorrow we die.
Lt. Baker, RN : If I drink too much, I'll get hot flashes.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : We'll take pictures.
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Henry Blake : Jiminy Crickets, Frank! Do you know what has to be done to court-martial somebody? I mean, the-the paperwork?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [Reading the regulation] "Pending the completion of the preliminary investigation by the C.O. the accused officer is relieved of duty and placed under house arrest." He can't leave his tent.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You mean I just get to stay in and sleep and eat meals and read?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Yes, sir.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to Henry and Frank] Take me. I'm yours. I surrender. And I'll fight to the death any chance to set me free.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I know my job! I didn't get to be major by just sitting on my duff.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Well, somebody did.
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [Radar is wearing elevated shoes] Captain Pierce.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Radar, what's happened?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Happened?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Yeah, either you've been raised or the camp's been lowered.