M*A*S*H (TV Series)

It Happened One Night (1975)

Christopher Allport: Abbott

Quotes 

• Abbott : Don't touch me. Come on, I told ya, I'm not kidding, don't touch me.

  Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : You don't give the orders here.

  Abbott : I hate your guts.

  Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : My guts are not here for you to love.

• Abbott : I don't want him touching me.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You don't have any choice; he's a doctor.

  Maj. Frank Burns : So shut your yap.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You can tell he's a doctor by his bedside manner.