M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Springtime (1974)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Lt. Louise Simmons : You don't give a girl a chance, do you?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : What?
Lt. Louise Simmons : Oh, don't play coy with me, you heart-breaker. Always standing off, playing hard to get while all the time you were looking right through me.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : I didn't see anything, honest!
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Hawkeye : [Radar, with a dazed grin, enters] Radar, what happened to you?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : I don't know. I think I've been slaked.
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Excuse me, Lieutenant. Uh, I'm measuring the camp. You see, uh, last year we had 2986 square feet and this year we have 2863, and I have to figure out where we shrank.
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Cpl. Radar O'Reilly : For all she knows I'm dead
Capt. Trapper John McIntyre : Why don't you prove to her vou're alive?
Capt. Hawkeye Pierce : Breathe in her face.
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, what's the diff? For all she knows, I'm dead.
Capt. Trapper John McIntyre : What don't you prove to her you're alive?
Hawkeye : Breathe in her face.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : I can't, because I'm ignoring her all the time!
Hawkeye : Why?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Because she's ignoring me!
Hawkeye : Ahh, but you ignored her first!
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Yeah, but that's because I'm trying to beat her to the ignore!