Married... with Children (TV Series)

Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (1989)

David L. Lander: Eli

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Quotes 

• Eli : Ten bucks says Al Bundy can drive his head right through the door!

• Eli : You know, you marrying Peg was the only bet I ever lost.

  Al Bundy : Me too.

• Al Bundy : So, what are you doing these days, Eli?

  Eli : I'm a psychiatrist. What do you do?

  Al Bundy : A... A garbage salesman.

• Peggy Bundy : Now, I'm gonna go try to get some more votes for queen. You guys just sit back and reminisce about being human.

  [to Al] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, and don't you do anything stupid.

  [walks past Eli] 

  Peggy Bundy : Ugh!

  Eli : Don't worry, beautiful. I'll keep an eye on him.

  [Peg leaves] 

  Eli : Say, Al. I just happen to have this nail here. Ten bucks says Bundy can drive it through this table with his head.

  Al Bundy : Aw, come on, guys. I don't do that kind of thing anymore. I'm an adult now.

  Eli : Oh, hey, what happened? Your head ain't as hard as it used to be? Huh, Al? Huh?

  Al Bundy : Place your bets.

• Eli : Fight! Fight! 20 bucks on Bundy!

• [after Al's fight with Jack] 

  Eli : Well, I knew you could do it, Al. Buddy, you just bought me a car. Here's a dollar. Go buy yourself a tooth.