Married... with Children (TV Series)

Old Insurance Dodge (1993)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud : Dad, this is kind of illegal.

  Al : Gee that's right, I guess I should rethink the whole thing. Little sissy.

  Bud : I mean, insurance companies have been ripping us off for years. Maybe we should get our fair share, right?

• Bud : Why are you watching Spanish television?

  Kelly : Spanish? I thought they were just English words I didn't know.

• Peggy : This is just their starting offer. Go bargain with him.

  Bud : No, we don't want Dad to negotiate. He's a moron.

  Al : I am. I am a moron. What should I do?

  Kelly : Just remember the old saying, "A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush".

  Al : What are you saying?

  Kelly : I don't know.

• Al : What should I do?

  Peggy : Negotiate.

  Bud : Take the money.

  Kelly : Buy a vowel.

• Kelly : Here's a Mercedes for 50K's. You don't even need money. I happen to have some spare K's from those letters they sent home from school saying, "Kelly is an idiot". Who's the idiot now?

  Al : [Overwhelmed]  Peg.

  Peggy : That's great news, Honey. Why don't you run up and get those K's?

  Kelly : You betcha and Bud, you can help too. You can probably get one out of the paper because there's always one in there about President Clinton and his cat.

  Bud : And the current controversy over campaign contribution.

  Kelly : Wow. What a veritable cornucopia of K's.

• Al : Somebody call the police.

  Bud : What for? The call costs more than the car.