Married... with Children (TV Series)

Old Insurance Dodge (1993)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Jefferson : They pay you for what's in the car as well. Now what did you have in the trunk?

  Al : Parts of the carburetor left over from when I took it apart, a salami that I was aging.

  Jefferson : No, Al, you tell them you had jewelry, paintings, cash.

  Al : AND a salami.

  Jefferson : Follow me, Al: *two* salamis.

  Al : I think I'm starting to get your drift. I think I had a loaf of bread in there too.

• Al : Someone stole my Dodge.

  Marcy : Well it's your own fault for leaving it out front on garbage day. I'll bet somebody took it to start a new limousine service. You know, for those people who can't quite afford the luxury of Greyhound.

  Jefferson : Or maybe they'll use it as a pace car in the Garbage Man 500.

• Al : But how am I gonna tell this insurance guy that I forgot to say I had all that stuff?

  Jefferson : Tell him you had a lot on your mind. How would they know it's as empty as your trunk?

  Al : You're right. He doesn't know I'm an idiot.