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Danny : He's bluffing, there's no such thing as "genital cuffs."
Tim : But what if there is?
Danny : Yeah, what if Geck finds out we ratted on him?
Tim : I mean, these guys aren't even cops, they're some secret government agency! Did you see the way that chick was playing with her knife?
Danny : Yeah, I know... it was kind of hot, like Salma Hayek in "Desperado."
Officer Ziva David : [appearing behind them, casually holding her knife] Never seen that.
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Officer Ziva David : Who's on the phone?
Danny : Uh, my girlfriend.
[Ziva takes the phone]
Officer Ziva David : [flirtatiously] Hi...
[giggles]
Officer Ziva David : Oh, my God! Don't touch me there!
Danny's Girlfriend : What?
Officer Ziva David : He's gonna have to call you back. Bye.
Danny's Girlfriend : What? Wait a sec...!
[Ziva hangs up the phone]
Officer Ziva David : [to Danny] You're busted.
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Danny : We didn't know the phone was stolen!
Tim : We bought it from a guy we know at school.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I want the name, Beavis.
Danny : Well, we don't, like, "know" know him.
Tim : Yeah, meaning we don't exactly know his name.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I, like, think you're, like, totally, like, lying... like. You want to know why?
Danny : 'Cause you're old?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [chuckles] Funny guy. You're playing a dangerous game, small fry.