NewsRadio (TV Series)

Awards Show (1996)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

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• Bill McNeal : And remember, people - it's not whether you win or lose, because we are *all* gonna lose in every possible category.

• Joe Garrelli : You're not wearin' that, are you?

  Catherine Duke : Of course. Why not?

  Joe Garrelli : 'Cause everybody can see everything. How would you like it if I showed up with a bow tie and a jockstrap?

  Bill McNeal : You know, that reminds me of the time I was elected treasurer of my fraternity. We... never mind.

• Bill McNeal : My stomach's much flatter since I've been doin' the colon cleanse.