The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mother Simpson (1995)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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Marge : Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past.
Mother Simpson : Can't reminisce. Sleeping.
Bart : [she pretends to fall asleep] Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops!
Mother Simpson : Please don't.
Lisa : All right, then we'll call your husband: Grandpa.
Mother Simpson : No! I'll talk. I'll tell you everything.
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Marge : [because of a prank, the town residents all think Homer has died] A tombstone?
Patty Bouvier : It came with the burial plot. But that's not important. The important thing is Homer's dead.
Selma Bouvier : We've been saving for this since your wedding day.
Marge : [slamming the door in their faces] Get out of here, you *ghouls*! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
[the power goes out]
Marge : Huh?
[sticking her head out the kitchen window]
Marge : Uh, excuse me. Sir, I think there's been a mistake.
Electrician : [up on a utility pole] Oh, no. No mistake. Your electricity's in the name of Homer J. Simpson, deceased. The juice stays off 'til you get a job or a generator. Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies.
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Mother Simpson : [recounting the neutralization of Mr. Burns' germ laboratory] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over.
Kent Brockman : [cut to her watching the news] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s, yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For Channel Six News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
Mother Simpson : [entering Homer's room where he sleeps] Homer?
[kissing his forehead, then leaving]
Mother Simpson : I'll miss you, Homer.
Homer : I thought I dreamed that kiss.
Marge : I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. You had to leave to protect your family.
Lisa : How did you survive?
Mother Simpson : Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. Jerry Rubin gave me a job marking his line of health shakes. I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook, and I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.
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Homer : I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her.
Marge : She's nice.
Homer : But?
Marge : I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. You could get hurt again.
Homer : First, it wasn't 25 years. It was 27 years. And second, she had a very good reason.
Marge : Which was?
Homer : I don't know. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me.
Marge : Oh, Homie. Come on, you're a sweet, kind, loving man. I'm sure you were a wonderful son.
Homer : Then why did she leave me?
Marge : Let's find out.
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Reverend Lovejoy : Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned Flanders : You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. I'm sorry. I-I'm just nervous. I didn't mean any disrespect.
Marge : What are you talking about?
Ned Flanders : You know, uh...
[Marge stares blankly]
Ned Flanders : Homer's passing.
[another blank stare]
Ned Flanders : Away.
[another blank stare]
Ned Flanders : Into death.
Marge : What?
[taking a newspaper from Rev. Lovejoy]
Marge : That's ridiculous. Homer's not dead. He's right out back in the hammock.
[leading them to the back yard, they see the hammock is empty]
Ned Flanders : Oh, Marge, of course Homer's alive. He's alive in all our hearts.
Maude Flanders : Yes, Marge. I can see him.
Lisa : [skipping by] Hi, everybody.
Reverend Lovejoy : Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor.