The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mother Simpson (1995)

Maggie Roswell: Maude Flanders, Protestor

Quotes 

• Reverend Lovejoy : Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.

  Ned Flanders : You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. I'm sorry. I-I'm just nervous. I didn't mean any disrespect.

  Marge : What are you talking about?

  Ned Flanders : You know, uh...

  [Marge stares blankly] 

  Ned Flanders : Homer's passing.

  [another blank stare] 

  Ned Flanders : Away.

  [another blank stare] 

  Ned Flanders : Into death.

  Marge : What?

  [taking a newspaper from Rev. Lovejoy] 

  Marge : That's ridiculous. Homer's not dead. He's right out back in the hammock.

  [leading them to the back yard, they see the hammock is empty] 

  Ned Flanders : Oh, Marge, of course Homer's alive. He's alive in all our hearts.

  Maude Flanders : Yes, Marge. I can see him.

  Lisa : [skipping by]  Hi, everybody.

  Reverend Lovejoy : Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor.