Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Magnificent Ferengi (1998)

Hamilton Camp: Leck

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Quotes 

• [the Ferengi have simulated a battle with Jem'Hadar, rather unsuccessfully] 

  Rom : I think we're getting better.

  Nog : No, you're not. This is the eighth run-through, and you haven't been able to hit a single Jem'Hadar.

  Nog : [to Leck]  And you shot Moogie!

  Leck : I saw we weren't gonna rescue her, so I put her out of her misery.

• Leck : This is the sloppiest, most amateurish operation I've ever seen. If you ever do something like this again - count me in!

• Quark : No one's hiding and no one's escaping and no one's surrendering! What's wrong with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?

  Rom : Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?

  Quark : Ten Ferengi stood alone against 273 Lytasians.

  Gaila : As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.

  Quark : The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anyone in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it, once and for all.

  Leck : Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere!

  Brunt : Let's do it for equal shares of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum!

  Quark : It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?

  Gaila : We're Ferengi.

  Quark : And that's why I love you! Fifty bars it is, minus my usual finder's fee.

• Leck : How can we be sure these schematics are accurate?

  Nog : 'Sir'.

  Leck : Oh, no need to stand on formality here. Just call me Leck.

  Nog : No, I meant you should call me 'Sir'.

  Leck : Don't be ridiculous.

  Nog : You mean 'Don't be ridiculous, Sir'.

  Quark : Gentleman, please let's not squabble. We're a team Nog.

  Rom : [corrects him]  We're a team, sir.

  Quark : Stay out of this.

• Nog : In a half-hour, we'll have Moogie back and we can all go home.

  [everyone sighs with relief] 

  Gaila : Home - to the torrential rains of Ferenginar.

  Brunt : You know what I miss most? The rotting vegetation.

  Quark : Yep.

  Rom : And the dampness.

  Leck : Oh, to stand once more in those rivers of muck.

  Keevan : Oh, I only wish I could be there with you.

• Leck : [to Keevan]  You don't seem to be too happy at the prospect of rejoining your people.

  Keevan : Believe me when I tell you I have nothing to be happy about. Vorta are supposed to commit suicide when they're captured. I failed to follow that rather harsh policy.

  Rom : They're going to execute you?

  Keevan : After what is surely going to be a most unpleasant debriefing.

• Quark : I'm putting together a little rescue mission, and I'd like you to be part of my team.

  Leck : I work alone.

  Quark : You'll be paid in latinum.

  Leck : I don't care about latinum.

  Rom : You're right, his priorities *are* different.

• Leck : [about Brunt's spaceship]  This isn't a ship, it's a closet!

• Leck : [the Ferengis enter the infirmary of the abandoned space station; sarcastic]  Great! Another closet!