Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
The Magnificent Ferengi (1998)
Josh Pais: Gaila
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Quotes
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Quark : No one's hiding and no one's escaping and no one's surrendering! What's wrong with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?
Rom : Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?
Quark : Ten Ferengi stood alone against 273 Lytasians.
Gaila : As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.
Quark : The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anyone in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it, once and for all.
Leck : Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere!
Brunt : Let's do it for equal shares of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum!
Quark : It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?
Gaila : We're Ferengi.
Quark : And that's why I love you! Fifty bars it is, minus my usual finder's fee.
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Nog : In a half-hour, we'll have Moogie back and we can all go home.
[everyone sighs with relief]
Gaila : Home - to the torrential rains of Ferenginar.
Brunt : You know what I miss most? The rotting vegetation.
Quark : Yep.
Rom : And the dampness.
Leck : Oh, to stand once more in those rivers of muck.
Keevan : Oh, I only wish I could be there with you.
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[in a starbase jail]
Quark : How the mighty have fallen.
Gaila : Cousin Quark.
Quark : I heard you were arrested on Thalos VI, for vagrancy.
Gaila : That's all your fault. I was a thriving weapons merchant - until I went into business with you. You ruined me. If I ever get out of here, Cousin, I'll make you pay for what you did to me.
Quark : [to security officer] Lower the force field.
[the force field drops; Quark grabs Gaila by his collar]
Quark : Now what exactly is it you were you gonna do to me?
Gaila : I don't understand.
Rom : Quark paid your fine. You're a free man.
Gaila : What do I have to do in return?
Quark : Earn some latinum.
Gaila : [smirks] Tell me more.
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Nog : All right, let's head for base camp.
Gaila : Base camp?
Quark : He means the infirmary. It's right over there.
Nog : Come on, let's move it! On the double!
[Nobody moves]
Nog : Well, what are you waiting for?
Quark : Two slips of latinum for the first man who makes it to the infirmary.
[Everyone else shoots off to the infirmary]
Quark : [to Nog] I mean 'base camp'.
Nog : You don't pay your soldiers to do their duty!
Quark : You do if they're Ferengi.
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Gaila : I'm a weapons dealer, not a soldier.